Posts Tagged ‘books’

Now HE’s FUNNY

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Most writers will tell you that the best and worst part about getting a book published is doing book signings. For most of us, who are NOT Stephen King or Stephanie Meyers, this usually consists of sitting at a little fold out table in the middle of a busy retail store where shoppers frantically avoid eye contact with you. You don’t even really care if you sell that many books – you just want to not look like such a loser, mostly. But it’s always cool (and somewhat surprising) to meet people who would actually spend their money on your book.

Last night I went to Massey Hall in Toronto to see writer David Sedaris (“When You Are Engulfed In Flames”, “Dress Your Family In Corduroy & Denim”) who not only did not look like a loser, he had long lines for people waiting to sign his book, before and after the show.

And the kicker? The “show” was simply him reading from his books, radio show, and other diary entries. He was fantastic. Hysterical. Had the sold out crowd in the palm of his hand as he talked about, well, mostly HIS book tour, and his own cringe-worthy sittings in between the Frozen Food and the Tires at Costco.

I so impressed that a writer could not only turn a book reading and signing into a ticketed event, (which he is doing across North America), but I was also inspired. As a humour writer, you want the laughs. How awesome for him to hear the laughs in person, instead of missing them as someone reads his book on the Go Train and bursts into laughter (as I do when I read him), feeling themselves like a loser.

“Humour is just the truth being told quicker to you than you’re used to”, he said in his closing remarks. If that’s true, he’s one of the quickest talkers I’ve ever seen.

A BlackBerry By Any Other Name…

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

So, it turns out the fine folks at RIM want me to make a teensy change to my new book, “The BlackBerry Diaries: Adventures in Modern Motherhood.”

I already took out the word “crackberry”. NOT ALLOWED.

Or any reference to “addiction”. NOT ALLOWED.

I get it.

But the latest?

Apparently, they are worried about the term “BlackBerry” turning into part of the English lexicon much like other branded icons such as “Kleenex”, or “Bandaid”. As someone who worked in consumer marketing for 20 years I say…this is a bad thing???

According to their legal department it is. And no “begging to differ” is making any difference at all for this poor begger.

I support their new branding initiative. I LOVE my BlackBerry after all. I just wish they wouldn’t start with my book.

I have to go through the galley proofs of my book (that’s how far along we are, for a March 2009 release), and replace the word “BlackBerry” with “BlackBerry Smartphone”, or “BBSM”, OR, I can “name” my BlackBerry and get away with it that way.

Barry is just way too obvious.

Any suggestions? I’m thinking Seamus. Or Beatrice.

Send me a BBSM email on it. Kathy@kathybuckworth.com

Sheesh.

We Have a Cover

Thursday, November 13th, 2008


My fourth book, “The BlackBerry Diaries: Adventures in Modern Motherhood” is going to be released in March, 2009. As a relative newbie in the publishing business, I’m always surprised how many steps you go through from getting words on the page (or screen) to getting a book on the shelf.

And, sometimes you can judge a book by its cover, and as a consequence cover art can take a long time to put together. So I’m really pleased that after months of discussion, proposals, and negotiations between editorial, sales and marketing, and myself, we have a final cover. And I really love it.

The book is already available for pre-order on www.Chapters.Indigo.ca or www.amazon.ca

Do you have a BlackBerry? If you do, and you love it, drop me a line and let me know why…

Weight For Me

Friday, October 17th, 2008

The other day I said to my husband “What’s it like not to think about every single piece of food you put into your mouth?” He’s one of those naturally thin people who never really snacks and exercises simply for his health. I remember being in a clothing store with him once and the clerk said to him “And we have a bit of space here in the pants in case you put on a few inches around the waist.” To which Mr Smartypants replied “Oh, I haven’t put on any weight since high school.”

Out loud I said “Try having four kids bub, and then talk to me”, and then I silently mouthed an obscenity at him as well.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m happy with my weight now, but I do really work at it. I let loose on some poor person who was kindly complimenting me when they said “You’re lucky you’re so thin.” I said “Lucky? Let me tell you – I work out 3 or 4 times a week and go to bed hungry most nights!” I think about food and drink and exercise as much as the next girl.

My friends and I laughed over a Macleans article last week which talked about “drunkerexics” which is basically women who give up food calories for booze calories (who doesn’t do that?), but it hit a nerve. I do think about it way too much.

Then I read an excellent book called “Thin Is The New Happy” by Valerie Frankel. It is a memoir (if you’ve seen Burn After Reading, pronounce the word like John Malkovich did, just for fun) and it takes you through her lifelong battle with weight and how much brain power we women use up thinking about it. Great read. Pick it up. (I emailed her to tell her how much I liked it – and she emailed me right back – cool!) It’ll make you think about more important things.

And now I’m going to have just one more of those little Halloween chocolates…and maybe a 100 calorie glass of wine…and not think about it at all.

No Time To Pre-Soak

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

One of the things I love most about my life is the variety of things that I get to do. One of the things that is hardest about my life is making the transition between the variety of things.

Mondays are always a very exciting day for me as it’s Laundry Day. Four messy kids and a slight A Personality means I do it once a week – to get it done – and to check it off my list.

Two loads done, four lunches made and sent with (hopefully) the corresponding kid, moving to a Total Body Conditioning Class I’m still feeling two days later, back home to work on edits for my next book, take some calls, get some groceries, then finally get that shower in. I realized I was attending a ceremony where the finalists for the Mississauga Arts Awards were being announced later that evening, so I put the outfit on for that, zipped to the bus stop, handed over my car to my daughter for her part-time job, shoved dinner down the kids and noted the just-in-time arrival of my husband, dropped two of them at a neighbour, raced out to the ceremony, posed with my certificate, raced home, picked up the kids, checked the homework, filled out the innumerable school forms, finished folding the laundry…and marked October 20th in my calendar – the day the Arts Awards will be given out.

I’m up for the Established Literary Award (I refuse to believe that “Established” means old, versus “Emerging”, which means young.)

I should have something clean to wear anyway…as it lands on a Laundry Day.