Posts Tagged ‘Seamus’

The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I’ve been doing interviews for my new book: television, radio and print. And almost inevitably I am asked in one form or another about my insistence that Seamus is indeed as beloved as the rest of my children?

Aren’t I afraid of backlash from “real” Mothers?

If after four kids, I don’t qualify, then I give up. I refuse to get those Mom jeans and own any type of sweater which has a cottage scene on it.

Do my children resent Seamus and that fact that I seemingly pay more attention to him than them?

Hello, two of my kids are teenagers. They are desperate for me not to be looking their way. And as long as I’m not on my BlackBerry in front of the Wii, the other kids are mostly fine with it too.

Am I addicted?

If addiction is described as having found a marvelous piece of technology that can keep me connected and sane in a world of hockey games, karate lessons, school meetings, interminable line-ups, late doctors and sitting through episodes of Zach & Cody, then yes, I am totally addicted.

Now if you want to talk about my recent born-again attitude towards Twitter, that’s another post, for another day.

Heigh Ho Heigh Ho It’s Upgrading We Go

Monday, April 20th, 2009

I’ve discovered one very significant way in which BlackBerrys are different than children. While both provide me with hours of entertainment, love, frustration and devotion, I can finally make good on an empty threat I’ve given my live children for years.

“You know I might just take you back to the hospital and ask for a new one.”

I got a new BlackBerry. It’s a Curve. And I love it. While my little Seamus was a trusty sidekick, my new sidekick kinda, well, kicks you know what.

It’s got a video camera, still camera, a fancy light-up rolling ball (goodbye wheel!) and it’s thinner, sleeker, and younger. It’s sort of like a trophy BlackBerry.

I haven’t yet christened the new one yet; for now he’s Seamus II.

As for Seamus I? He’s taking a well deserved break/nap on my desk, lying in wait until my oldest daughter needs to revive him. I guess I’ll be his Grandma then, in a hillbilly sort of way (It’s your brother! No, your son!)

Another difference between this BlackBerry and my children?

His BlueTooth is not as a result of an unfortunate coffee table head dive.

(Hey check out this weekend’s National Post for the “RIM Product Placement of the Week”)