In a world where “most of us are still working off the fat from our first child, who is now entering Grade 6″, says parenting humourist Kathy Buckworth, there’s a list of errands never to attempt with children in tow. As seasoned parents know, “even infants who can normally sleep through their three-year-old sister banging pots and pants against the tile kitchen floors will awaken at the sound of a foot being exfoliated.” Buckworth offers up a healthy serving of wry wit. The most satisfying chapter includes fantasty ripostes to that most hated follow-up question, “So, what else are you doing (aside from being a mom)?”